The title knows the meaning if you understand. Yes, I fed up with some assholes in the class today. Motherfuckin BIATTTCH!!!!

Firstly, Shu Yuan = Not Lending Me Something so I can infrom my mum about Coming late, although I AM NOT supposed to be back After 3 PM. Cried until I scold like hell.

Secondly, Joshua = Stealing My Unfinished Homework Script and Copy. Supposed to do ownself but turns to be copying MY SCRIPT =.= >.<(Damn Fuck You JOSHUA!!!)

Thirdly, The Girls = Fighting at the Playground + School. Almost tried to commit suicide at 2nd floor to kill myself. Leon + Geraldine Teo got me in time.

Explain WHY? Why? Keep reading, I fucking almost did it on the last action. In my whole life, I never care about anything until now, STEALING MY HOMEWORK SCRIPT + MAKING ME GOING HOME DELAYED!?!? YOU Motherfuckin ASSHEAD, I GET A FUCK OUT OF YOU ASSHEAD! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS! AND NOTE, YOUR SCRIPT IS NOT WITH ME, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T THINK I GOT YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK SCRIPT DUMBASS.

I fed up liao, Why I bother, I came home 4+, Damn assHEAD!

Yes, DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT MY FUCKING VULGARITIES.

If your reading this Joshua, REFLECT ON YOURSELF ABOUT STEALING MY HOMEWORK SCRIPT AND COPY YOU DUMB SHIT MOTHERFUCKIN BIATCH!!!!

07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: Well
07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: Well I'm
07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: Well I'm going
07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: Well I'm going now,
07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: ARGH
07-05-2005 01:25 AM White_Wraith: AHH! Your leaving me?!
07-05-2005 01:25 AM Master of Time: Well, how longer are you going to be up?
07-05-2005 01:26 AM White_Wraith: I don't know. At least fifteen minutes, waiting for my song to download
07-05-2005 01:26 AM Master of Time: lol
07-05-2005 01:27 AM White_Wraith: And someone has to be here to give Watcher a bad time when he gets back.
07-05-2005 01:27 AM White_Wraith: Mmm, make that ten minutes.
07-05-2005 01:27 AM Master of Time: Make
07-05-2005 01:27 AM Master of Time: Make up
07-05-2005 01:27 AM Master of Time: Make up your
07-05-2005 01:28 AM Master of Time: What the?
07-05-2005 01:28 AM White_Wraith: Every time I get a decent count on shouts, they reset the numbers.
07-05-2005 01:28 AM Master of Time: Make
07-05-2005 01:28 AM Master of Time: your mind*
07-05-2005 01:28 AM White_Wraith: Make up my mind?
07-05-2005 01:28 AM White_Wraith: ;-)
07-05-2005 01:29 AM Master of Time: ABout when you are leaving
07-05-2005 01:29 AM Master of Time: I'm
07-05-2005 01:29 AM White_Wraith: My download sped up a little.
07-05-2005 01:29 AM Master of Time: ing
07-05-2005 01:29 AM Master of Time: I
07-05-2005 01:29 AM Master of Time: THATS
07-05-2005 01:29 AM White_Wraith: Wow, Master, your comp is seriously fritzing out
07-05-2005 01:30 AM Master of Time: Master of Time throws computer out the window
07-05-2005 01:30 AM White_Wraith: Well, that worked.
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time gets hit by computer because the window is bullet proof, and bounces off
07-05-2005 01:31 AM White_Wraith: Ouch, burn.
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: "I....AM
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time rams
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time rams head
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time rams head into
07-05-2005 01:31 AM Master of Time: Master of Time rams head into monitor

Originally searched from Wan Ni(3E4), lol hahahaha, i changed answers.

1) Full Name: Winyu Loke.

2) Name Backwards: Loke Winyu.?

3) Were you named after anyone?: nope. =P

4) Does your name mean anything?: nopes. =P

5) Nick Name(s): xGuardian of Angelx.?

6) Screen Name(s): xEternal_Angelx.?

7) Date Of Birth: 16/07/94

8) Place of Birth: Bangkok.

9) Nationality: Singaporean.

10) Current Location: Singapore.

11) Sign: Dunno. lolx XD

12) Religion: Buddhist.

13) Height: 165cm. :P

14) Weight: Fifty + Eight de.

15) Shoe Size: Do I have that big foot!?! (9).

16) Hair colour: black.

17) Eye colour: black.

18) What do you look like?: Guardian of Angel.?

19) Innie or Outie?: Innie.?

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Lefty.?

22) Best friend(s): Lai Ziyu.?

23) Best friend you trust the most: Keziah larhs.

24) Best friends {your sex}: Tze Kiat.?

25) Best friends of the Opposite Sex: Phyllis.

26) Best Bud(s): Leona/Ching May

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Shu Yuan.?

28) Crush: I hav alreadi, so don't need moree.

29) Parent(s): 2

30) Worst Enemy: Evil Younger Sister.

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Bryner lehs.

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): Hum......Joanne Chan Ming Hui.

33) Funniest friend: Leon.?

34) Craziest friend: Ahmad Danial.?

35) Advice Friend: none lolx.

36) Loudest Friend: none.?

37) Person you cry with: none .

38) Any sisters: Yes .

39) Any brothers: nuope .

40) Any pets: my Doggie.?

41) A Disease: definately not . ahha s .

42) A Pager: nuope .

43) A Personal phone line: yups, up and downstairs though.

44) A Cell phone: NO!!! Stupid Mother, can't even have.

45) A Lava lamp: er...no.?

46) A Pool or hot tub: nuope.

47) A Car: nuope.

48) Personality: Flirt.?

49) Driving: Nope.?

50) Car or one you want: 1969 Dodge Charger R/T.

51) Room: 4.?

52) What's missing?: Nothin x.x .?

53) School: Zhonghua sec.

54) Bed: for sleepin, playing.?

55) Relationship with your parent(s): huh.?

56) Believe in yourself: Truely alot.?

57) Believe in love at first sight?: yups.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: eh....NO.

60) Get Along with your parents: Never though.?

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Yeah, Refer them and repeat the incident.?

62) Pray: Never.

63) Believe in reincarnation: Huh.?

64) Like to make fun of people: I do MUHAHAHAHAHA.

65) Like to talk on the phone: yesh, everyday lolx.

67) Like to drive: Yarh.

68) Get motion sickness: never.!

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: no.?

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Yes.?

71) Dream in color: black.?

72) Type with your fingers on home row: Yeah larhx.?

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: None.?

74) Right next to you: PS2 + Need For Speed Carbon Game lolx.?

75) On the walls of your room: Cat scratches.?

76) On your mouse pad: nope.?

77) Your dream car: 1969 Dodge Charger R/T.

78) Your dream date: Lai Ziyu.?

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: A restaurant x.x.?

80) Your dream husband/wife: eh....nope.?

81) Your bedtime: 2:30am.?

82) Under your bed: secret phone number.?

83) The single most important question: Playing Games.?

84) Your bad time of the day: none.?

85) Your worst fear(s): ghosts.?

86) The weather like: Night time.?

87) The time?: 8:02 PM .

88) The date?: 29/01/07.

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: putting 5 cent coin into ear and come ouy through my mouth on my friend.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: green tea ice cream .? YUCKS .!!

91) Theme Song: Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You.?

92) The hardest thing about growing up: learnin to be more and more mature .? LOL .

93) Your funniest experience: Talking about girls and dating.?

94) Your scariest moment: alone at home.? x.x

95) The silliest thing you've said: none.?

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: none . im not dhat kind of person .

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): er . ix mitin a siao person sary .? LOL .

98) The worst feeling in the world: without girlfriend.

99) The best feeling in the world: having girlfriend and dating.

100) 5 people to tag: erhem.... keziah, phyllis, ming hui, bryner, ching may

Yeah, I was checking around on MSN today and having fun when i saw this in my mail box, 555 Unread e-mails!?!?! LMAO, someI just read though, I had to go long all the way and i can see, 22 Pages, OH MY WHAT THE ****. Damn so annoying E_MAILS!!!

>.<

Even MORE LAUGHS!!!! This one is about Teacher Fighting Over Students in class :P
GOD DAMN FUNY!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

The class was very noisy just now there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fierest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more....follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher.

Teacher: (shouting) Why is it only Good Morning? What about Afternoon and Night????

Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.

Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Best regard for my whole day is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.

Students: Best regards teacher!

Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen.Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words,understand??

Students: Understood teacher!

Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!

Students: I do not want any homework!

Teacher: Clever!

Students: Stupid!

Teacher: High

Students: Low

Teacher: Popular

Students: Calafare

Teacher: Wrong!

Students: Correct!

Teacher: Stupid!

Students: Clever!

Teacher: No!!!!!

Students: Yes!!!!!

Teacher: Oh God

Students: Oh Slave

Teacher: Listen to this

Students: Listen to that

Teacher: Quiet!!

Students: Noisy!!

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid

Students: This is an answer, clever

Teacher: I'm dead!

Students: We're alive!

Teacher: I'm lazy to teach

Students: We are hardworking to learn.

Teacher: Enough! Enough!

Students: More! More

Teacher: Stop! Stop!

Students: Start! Start!

Teacher: Why are you people so stupid

Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher: Lack manners!

Students: Taught enough!

Teacher: O.K.Lesson has ended!

Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher: Enough,stupid!

Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up

Students: Sit down

Teacher: I said CALAFARE was rong!

Students: We said POPULAR was correct!

Teacher: You people are dumb!

Students: We are gifted!

Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!

Students: Released tonight

Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)

Continuing....THis ones a bit funny, THE Missing Pillow!!! Read and you will laugh. Ciao! :P

Daniel: Guess what? I had a FANTASTIC dream last night.

Brian: Oh really? What is it about?

Daniel: This dream happens to fall under 1 subject: ...Food...!

Brian: I'm not suprised coz' of your *orange* figure...heehee...! Anyway tell me more.

Daniel: I was eating a bunch...no...billions of marshmallows..they tasted great...actually kinda tasteless.

Brian: Then what happened?

Daniel: Well...I woke up and my pillow was gone...

Brian: Goodness!

Aha! Part 2 is finally come. This time more funnier, a STUPID girl joke. Read and you will laugh until you crazy.

I knew a gurl that was so stupid that.......

She called me to get my phone number. ROFL!!!

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." ROFLMAO!!!

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ROLFMAO!

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. LOL!!!!!!

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Mail uses stamp, but he fax with a stamp LOL

She tried to drown a fish. WTF?

She thought a quarterback was a refund. LOL!!!

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She tripped over a cordless phone. LOOOOOL

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. LMFAO!!!!

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. LOL!!!

She studied for a blood test.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. WTF LOOOL!

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. =P

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. LOL!!!

Man she's STUPID!!!!!!!!


Send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!
*0 - 4 = Bad luck for 7 years
*5 - 9 = your crush will start to like you
*10 - 14 = your crush will ask you out
*15 - 19 = you and your crush will makeout all the time!
*21+ = all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life!
After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it. A great suprise will appear!*!~!*!~!*!~!
If you dont send it you will be in troble all your life

Well, i finally sneakly today got into my sister e-mals although she doesn't like it when she sees me reading hers. Here's one of the jokes about Difference Between Friend and Best friend.

Difference between Friends and Bestfriend

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad & mom or tito & tita.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always has the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge & makes himself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what t! he crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: will ask where you've been (after going AWOL)
Best Friend: will say ! MISS YOU & goes on being your friend

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of the! ir online buddies

Friends Forever!

Written with a pen....
Sealed with a kiss....
If you are my friend,....
Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

Answer:
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget.
And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven and wait for you.

Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider
a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you,
then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

Ok, Friend

Send this to.............
0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!!
3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend!
4-6 peeps you are a Good friend!!

You have read this mail and i believe u understand,but take a deep breath and think if u really mean this to me or i mean this to u then send it back if i do if u dont .........dont think i'll be dissappointed bcos it definately means that u mean nothing to me(refrence to my last mail'to ya all' i love all my friends and i stretch a friendship to acquintances.

Guys cry because...

1. Girls screw them over...

2. They just got hit in the balls...

3. They're about to die..

4. Their Heart is Broken(Especially ME!)

Someone send to me for no reason after seeing my blog, crazy liao. I think 4 Reasons is enough why it's the guys cry :P

I finally come to my mind that I have Thought of many girls that I know and they are damn chio.

You had never know who is inside this list! =P
Lai Ziyu
Keziah Quek
Nicole De Silva
Regina Hong
Ye Yimei
Wu Yujia
Leona Lim Zi Yun
Tan Shu Yuan
Jana
Koh Ching May
Yi Zhen
Joanne Chan Ming Hui
Phyllis Chua Hui Shi
Geraldine Toh Fang Ru
Geraldine Teo

Shhh.....You better not tell that you are one of them in here, Or else I will go find YOU and Annoy FOREVER! Remember that, I DON"T LIKE DOING IT!!! =P

Current Music: Black Eyed Peas - Pump It

This happens every friday of my LFIE! well I will be posting my Featured Video Of The Week :P This week it's: Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Enjoy :D



Lyrics:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

Haha, Yeah i'm bored...COMPLETE BOREDOM! TOTALLY!!! I mean yeah, I still gotta write my Game Walkthrough...ehem...95% Finished and v9.0 O.o

Completely Boredom. Today, Danial go crazy liao. Firstly during PE we saw Headbutt video of Zidane. Now he's doing it to me? Xiao LIAO!

I met Ziyu(Lai) infront of the General office, Yay... :P(She's so cute I meant =D)

Yeah....I still like Shu Yuan, not telling who is she, although in my class :P
Ahahaha...Leonard caught me of saying "I like Regina(2E40" too much. He even dare tell Regina until I run AWAY!!! Yargh!!!!

Some other girls i like? Hm....yes :P Phyllis, yeah she's cute, but i can't believe she's shorther than me by 15CM when she's 2 Years OLDER! WTF!!!!

Yeah More to come, Tag ME!!! =P

It's blanked...I better get something here before they find out...or not?

Featured Video: Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane