Even MORE LAUGHS!!!! This one is about Teacher Fighting Over Students in class :P
GOD DAMN FUNY!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

The class was very noisy just now there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fierest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more....follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher.

Teacher: (shouting) Why is it only Good Morning? What about Afternoon and Night????

Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.

Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Best regard for my whole day is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.

Students: Best regards teacher!

Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen.Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words,understand??

Students: Understood teacher!

Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!

Students: I do not want any homework!

Teacher: Clever!

Students: Stupid!

Teacher: High

Students: Low

Teacher: Popular

Students: Calafare

Teacher: Wrong!

Students: Correct!

Teacher: Stupid!

Students: Clever!

Teacher: No!!!!!

Students: Yes!!!!!

Teacher: Oh God

Students: Oh Slave

Teacher: Listen to this

Students: Listen to that

Teacher: Quiet!!

Students: Noisy!!

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid

Students: This is an answer, clever

Teacher: I'm dead!

Students: We're alive!

Teacher: I'm lazy to teach

Students: We are hardworking to learn.

Teacher: Enough! Enough!

Students: More! More

Teacher: Stop! Stop!

Students: Start! Start!

Teacher: Why are you people so stupid

Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher: Lack manners!

Students: Taught enough!

Teacher: O.K.Lesson has ended!

Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher: Enough,stupid!

Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up

Students: Sit down

Teacher: I said CALAFARE was rong!

Students: We said POPULAR was correct!

Teacher: You people are dumb!

Students: We are gifted!

Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!

Students: Released tonight

Teacher: (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)